Mystic Mug

He talks a load of crystal balls...

- by BEN FINNEY and STEVE JUDGE

TODAY Daniel Levy's negotiations to make Thomas Frank the new Tottenham manager grind to a halt when the Dane insists on a clause in his contract that he cannot be sacked if he wins a trophy.

TOMORROW The Pope is approached to annul the back garden baptism of West Ham's Lucas Paqueta in a swimming pool at his luxury home in Brazil after reports of unusual betting patterns on the priest using chlorinated holy water.