My girl's a serial fantasist all time

MASSIVE LIES SHE TOLD ME

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FIBBER: His girl told him a pack of whoppers about herself when they met to impress him

MY girl is a filthy liar.

When we started dating last February, she said she was from a poor family, left education at 16 and worked as an exotic dancer in America.

All lies. Her mum and dad live in a normal house in suburbia, she went to university and graduated with a BA and she’s never been to America in her life.

I only found out the truth when, completely by chance, I met her sister (who I didn’t know existed) at an international conference in Belgium and we real-ised we had my girl in common.