My girl wants us to make sex tape

She even plans for sequels

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MY girlfriend wants us to make a raunchy sex tape.

She says that getting naked and jiggling our bits for the camera will be fun and give us something to do now that the nights are drawing in.

She's suggesting we produce a storyboard and film it like a proper film with different scenes, angles and a script. She’s suggesting exotic characters and an element of humour.

She's talking sex toys, dressing up and filming all over the flat from the kitchen counters to the steamy shower for frisky fun.

She's even saying that if the first tape goes well, then we can think about inviting other, open-minded, people over and to make a sequel.

I can’t think of anything worse. We've been together for 18 months. We're very committed and in love, but what if we fall out? What if we make a film, or two or three and she uses them against me?