Half of Brits would choose to be French*

BUT ONLY IF THEY COULDN'T BE BRITISH

- NADEEM BADSHAH

BRITS would want to be French if they had to swap nationalities, a survey says.

Despite centuries of rivalry, more than half of us would choose to hail from France home to cafe boss Rene and waitress Yvette in sitcom 'Allo 'Allo!