Pardon me Don for not dancing to your tune!

THE BUCK STOPS HERE

- Christopher Bucktin's America

Just days after swooping in with a pardon, Donald Trump threw a full-blown toddler tantrum because Texas congressman Henry Cuellar - newly unindicted - had the cheek to remain a Democrat.

Cuellar, right, calmly filed for reelection and declined Trump's invitation to cross the aisle and kiss his Republican ring, prompting the President to moan that he'd saved a “tormented” family only to get “no loyalty.”

Translated: Trump hands out a pardon and expects a Maga membership and a handwritten thank you note in return.

Cuellar, one of the more conservative Democrats, however, seems perfectly happy keeping his seat without swearing fealty to the Golden Toilet Throne.