Always look on the bright side of Labour

WESTMINSTER life regularly kills political satire without the comedy but Labour should take inspiration from Monty Python's hilarious Life of Brian.

- KEVIN MAGUIRE

My favourite film is, I readily accept, more Easter than Christmas with its crucifixion rather than birth, and Jeremy Corbyn-Zarah Sultana splits over the creation of Your Party own the People’s Front of Judea-Judean People’s Front scene.

What a Life of Keir remake requires is for Starmer to reformulate “what have the Romans ever done for us?” and listing sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, roads, fresh water system and public health into a story to hammer home the UK government’s positives.