All going Spare-shaped for misguided Markles

IT'S ALL going a little pearshaped for the Sussexes, is it not? Spotify deal cancelled. 

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Meghan told she "was not a great audio talent, or necessarily any kind of talent," by Jeremy Zimmer, head of United Talent Agency and one of the most powerful men in Hollywood.

News emerged that Harry was suggesting interviews with Putin and the Pope, and that Taylor Swift turned down Meghan's handwritten invitation to appear on her now-defunct podcast.

To which you can only ask: why has it taken so long for the world to open its eyes? It was patently obvious from the start that the couple's only selling point was an insider's whinge into the Royal Family; who ever thought either of them would be up to taking on the most competitive people on the planet, namely the media and film industry in the US?