7 Golden Rules For A Drama-Free One-Night Stand

Just perfect if you want your office Christmas party to go with a bang!

- Faye M Smith

1 Don’t have sex with the boss

Fancy popping your cork this party season? ‘Pick carefully,’ says sex expert Clarissa Bloom (procoal.co.uk). ‘It might be a fantasy to sleep with the boss, but it’ll make annual reviews a lot more awkward.’ Especially if they’re married. ‘Ignore those temptations, even if they come with a bum you want to grab,’ warns Clarissa. And remember, the IT guy will have access to your emails, while the man in HR can find out your real age.

2 Can you handle it?

Leaving an unflushable in the disabled loo should make you feel ashamed at work. A one-night stand shouldn’t. But you need to know how to deal with both. ‘Forget feeling bad, embrace the fun side of life,’ advises Clarissa. ‘But consider whether you can handle what might happen as repercussions.’

3 Leave. The. Buffet. Alone