Essayer OR - Gratuit
Dear Donald
The Observer
|December 07, 2025
Make Advice Great Again Britain! This is your President, DONALD J. TRUMP !! I know you have a King, but let's be real.
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When my good friend, Prime Minister Starmer, asked me to write his "column", I was happy to help. The guy has a Special Quality, which is he kisses my ass without flinching. Kowtowin' Keir, I call him. We have our differences, but a lot in common. His dad was a Toolmaker. Mine was a Dealmaker. I inherited that, along with Strong German Genes. Anyway, time to solve your Problems. It's tough, because I've never had Problems. People who have Problems are LOSERS, frankly. But I'll do my best (which is better than anyone else's).
Dear Donald, I fear that I'm totally unremarkable. How can I make myself stand out? Alan, Walsall
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