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It's all so much worse than the Grim Starmer thought

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September 13, 2024

Attention all citizens.

It's all so much worse than the Grim Starmer thought

This is a public service announcement. Stop what you are doing and listen. For your own safety you are advised not to get ill any time in the next 10 years. If you feel a heart attack coming on, then just take a few deep breaths and ignore it. Thank you for your time. There will be further updates in due course.

Having spent the first weeks of his time in Downing Street examining the state of the public finances - far worse than he thought and the prison service - far worse than he thoughtKeir Starmer has now turned his attention to the health service. This too is far worse than he thought. We're definitely seeing a pattern here. In fact, it's a miracle that many of us are still alive.

Speaking at the King's Fund after the publication of the Darzi report, Keir was happy to cosplay the Grim Reaper.

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