Homeless - and it's no joke

Don't be offended, but you need to hear my favourite moffie's voice today - and it's the politically incorrect and very unwoke "moffie."

- CARINE HARTMAN

Don't be offended, but you need to hear my favourite moffie's voice today – and it's the politically incorrect and very unwoke "moffie." You must forgive me for this, but that's the way he likes it.

"Sticks and stones, Doll, sticks and stones," he laughs over his first coffee in my kitchen. "I'm your moffie and I won't have it any other way."

But he has little to laugh about these days, for he is homeless and travels around in his 20-year-old Renault "Gogga," sans her back seats and packed to the hilt with all his earthly possessions.

My home became a bed for two nights over the weekend before he moves on again this morning.