So angry he's left his missus for me

LOVER'S BECOME BURDEN

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HOW do I get rid of my married lover? I didn't ask him to leave his wife for me, but he did. Now he's living nearby and has become clingy and demanding.

He wants to know what I’m doing every hour of the day. He resents me seeing my friends and family and thinks I should be cooking his meals and ironing his shirts. Hilarious.

I don’t even iron my own clothes, so the idea of me slaving over his washing is ridiculous.

I know he’s desperate to move in with me, but luckily there's no room in my flat-share.

Lawyer

He's furious at having to pay rent to his mate and puts pressure on me to sort out his life.

His wife has hit the roof and is threatening to take him to the cleaners. She's already put their house on the market and is speaking to a divorce lawyer.