Porn star dream is my nightmare

BANKER TO BE A BONKER

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MY boyfriend is desperate to break into the adult entertainment business.

He thinks he'd make a brilliant porn star. He took redundancy from his old job with a bank and has his sights set on the dark side.

He spends weekdays in the gym pumping weights and nights and weekends honing his moves by stripping off at hen parties.

I’m the first to admit that he does have a cheeky grin, firm physique and is well blessed in the pants department. But has he got what it takes to progress to leading man? I don’t know.

What I do know is that I'm getting sick of him practising his moves on me in the bedroom.

He’s watching a huge amount of X-rated content in order to perfect his “skills” I'm no frump but he’s beginning to confuse porn with real life. All love and affection are out of the window.