How to survive a yeti attack*

TOTALLY MEGA-IMPORTANT TIPS FROM BRIAN BLESSED..

- JERRY LAWTON

*SPOILER ALERT: IT INVOLVES RUNNING AWAY VERY VERY FAST

HUMAN grizzly bear Brian Blessed has revealed the secret of avoiding rampaging yetis. If you think you're in any danger, read on..

BRIAN Blessed revealed how to survive a yeti attack -run while the beasts are struggling to control their "long sagging breasts".

The "Gordon's Alive" actor and explorer is convinced abominable snowmen are real and says he has heard many "firsthand" accounts of encounters.