BEST KHAZI COVER-UPS ARE COUGHS AND SPRAYS

SMART Brits turn on taps, cough loudly, spray deodorant or play tunes to spare their toilet blushes.

- by MARC WALKER

Almost half of us run water in the sink to mask any awkward noises emanating from the bog.

More than a third clear their throat to spare their blushes, while a similar number line the toilet with loo paper.