War is peace in Pistol Pete's bizarre world...

US Defence Secretary Pete Hegseth insists America's newly christened Department of War is really all about promoting peace because nothing says serenity like blowing up boats in Venezuela.

- Christopher Bucktin's America

"Those who long for peace must prepare for war," the Pentagon chief declared. "It's because we want peace... the American people deserve peace."

Critics were quick to point out the irony. Even fellow Republican Rand Paul slammed Hegseth's airstrike on a suspected cartel boat, which killed 11 with zero evidence, as "a disdain for human life".

For Pistol Pete, dropping bombs is his way of sending hugs. Love and peace, one missile at a time.

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