Stay tuned for next in line to make a real show of themselves

I KNEW we'd find something to see us through these darkest of days.

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I knew we'd unearth a mine of comedy gold to distract us from the Grim Orange Reaper and the potential collapse of the known world order.

But who'd have thought it would come in the angelic form of Meghan Markle? Otherwise known as the Duchess of a southern county she couldn't pick out on a map.

Her latest Netflix lifestyle series, With Love, Meghan, has split critics. Between those whose toes curled up with embarrassment at its turgid naffness and those whose torsoes curled up with laughter at how such vacuous fakery could be so lavishly rewarded.

We see her making honey, flower arranging, candle-making, jarring preserves, jam-making, scenting towels, all the things the average working mother does every day.