Village fury at long and winding road...

THESE yellow lines look like someone enjoyed a boozy lunch before painting them.

- By Chris Bishop

Council workers have been ordered to return and fix them after an outcry from villagers.

Not only are they wonky but some were painted across residents’ drives while one appears to run over a section of someone’s property.

Clogged

One villager remarked: “They must have been p***** when they painted them.”