The Witches

Growing up, I was a bit of a bookworm - quelle surprise - and by the time I'd discovered Roald Dahl's books, there was no stopping me.

- Darren Scott, Grand High Witch, SFX division

Quite literally, in fact, as I would skip PE in school just so that I could continue reading whatever had caught my fanciful imagination. The only fond memory I have of football is being sat by the pitch - that's what they call the grass field, right? - while my classmates did whatever you do in football and I lost myself in the world of The Witches.