R.F.K., JR.: A DAY IN THE LIFE

Upon waking each morning, I open my drapes, remove the tinfoil over the windows, and stare directly at the sun for thirty to forty-five minutes until everything goes white and I can no longer see, which is when you know it's working.

- BY JOHN KENNEY

I'm not exactly sure what's working, but I know it is and I know it's been proved.

By promoting suspicions about the institutions he oversees, critics say Robert F. Kennedy Jr. is jeopardizing public health. He says he is pursuing transparency.

-The Times.

CHERYL LOVES TO drive, so I'm the passenger most days. But not in the passenger seat. Not a lot of people know this, but the inside of the car is more dangerous than the outside. So what I've been doing for some time is lying on a sled I've attached to the undercarriage of the car. People ask “Isn't that dangerous?” and I laugh, because it's ten times safer than inside the car. And they say, “No, seriously, that seems incredibly dangerous,” and I'm, like, “You don’t get it.” I literally have the study on my office desk, or maybe in a drawer, and maybe it's a new study and it's out of Yemen and it disproves every “safety” feature that companies like Volvo claim is good for you. Yes, the Swedes are oddly beautiful, but they are known liars about safety.