A TROUBLESHOOTING GUIDE TO YOUR MOVING WALL OF SPIKES

Problem: Moving wall of spikes starts inching across room toward victim, stops midway; straining sounds.

- JACK HANDEY

• Cat toy stuck between moving wall and floor?

• Electric motor disconnected from solar panels?

Problem: Victim of aborted wall migration begins screaming that you are crazy, to let him out of there.

• Tell victim moving wall was a joke, offer to get him piece of chocolate cake, glass of milk.

Problem: Victim does not like chocolate cake or milk.

•Provide victim with any type of snack or beverage he wants (within reason).

•Re-start moving wall of spikes.

• Tell victim, via Spike-rophone, that maybe you are crazy, but now it's he who is going to die; laugh.

Problem: Moving wall of spikes completes migration across room, but victim is not impaled.