NASA STONEWALLS ON UFO FINDINGS!

Plays dumb but rules out alien tech

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A MERICA’S space agency has defiantly released a whitewashed report claiming the hundreds of eerie UFO encounters documented by commercial and military aviators are not alien in origin — but the outrageous denial is part of an ongoing government conspiracy to hide the truth and prevent mass hysteria, critics charge.

NASA’s Unidentified Anomalous Phenomena Independent Study task force recently unveiled a shocking 36-page dossier insisting unexplained aircraft, known as UAP, that were spotted brazenly buzzing Earth’s skies are not the work of alien intelligence!

Agency administrator Bill Nelson insists the team “did not find any evidence that UAP have an extraterrestrial origin” — but adds, “We don’t know what these UAP are.”