SKY-HIGH HOPES FOR $175B TRUMP MISSILE SHIELD

Plan to protect U.S. from all air attacks

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PRESIDENT Donald Trump is drawing up an ambitious plan to protect America by constructing a $175 billion missile defense system capable of obliterating incoming projectiles fired at the United States — including deadly nuclear weapons! Dubbed the Golden Dome by the Pentagon, the state-of-the-art system will boast a “success rate close to 100 percent,” according to the commander-in-chief, and promises to render America invulnerable to air-based attacks.

“Once fully constructed, the Golden Dome will be capable of intercepting missiles — even if they are launched from other sides of the world, and even if they are launched from space — and we will have the best system ever built,” trumpets Trump, 79.