HOW MADONNA'S FACE GOT FREAKY

MORPHING Madonna’s freakish face is the result of at least 12 cosmetic procedures, which may have cost the deep-pocketed pop star “multiple six-figure sums,” according to a New York–based plastic surgeon.

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Dr. Barry Weintraub, who has not treated the Material Girl, weighed in on the 65-year-old’s appearance after alarming photos emerged of her radically different mug!

Weintraub notes the Like a Virgin singer’s suspiciously smooth cheeks seem “inflated” and believes der mal fillers or fat injections are likely to blame.