We're Freezing: Reverse Cuts To Boiler Replacement Schemes!

Nationalise the energy firms.

- Ben Robinson

“The heating, ventilation, water, drainage and electrical systems are now extremely antiquated and improvements to fire safety are needed.”

This is part of the justification for a major, high-profile government spending programme.

Tackling the housing crisis? No doing up parliament.

As the work started, MPs marked the occasion by bowing their heads and issuing statements to the press. As costs spiral, it is deemed necessary expenditure for the public good.