Violent Heather Gets Slap On Wrist!

Loony Locklear cheats jail.

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Hot mess Heather Locklear has checked into rehab — again — to avoid doing hard time for assaulting first responders in a sweet case of celebrity justice! The “Melrose Place” train wreck could have gotten hit with up to 120 days behind bars for a slew of charges related to her two violent meltdowns last year.

Instead, the court ordered the 57-year-old actress to complete 30 days in a residential treatment program, allowing her to escape being thrown in a cell!