Knowing who holds the key to unlocking the blame game...

There is a common assumption when someone is locked out of their house that somebody must be to blame.

- Mike Hill

This became apparent when I was an hour late for work after returning from walking the dog to find myself unable to open the front door.

“Ooh, someone's in trouble,” came the general reply from the ring around of those colleagues who needed to know.

No-one had used the cover of canine exercise hour to swiftly change the locks and no-one was hiding behind the couch after bolting the door from the inside.