A sour end to a rubbish week – the milk ran out

Sometimes I'm grumpy. Sometimes I like to vent in the form of a Rant. And looking back at the week I've just had, it's hardly surprising.

- ANDREW HAIGH

Firstly, my car decided that it was going to be difficult. The difficulty in question being that it was happy to make the appropriate engine noises but being less stationary was beyond it. The clutch and/or gearbox are under suspicion.

However, every cloud and all that, the silver lining of being able to drink my own bodyweight without losing my driving licence and hopefully kidneys beckoned and a night out promised to be a somewhat drunken affair, punctuated with a garnish of Thai cuisine.