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May 24, 2025

Here are some jokes for you to enjoy:

- FRANCIS J. KONG

• My boss asked me if AI could replace me. I told him, "AI can do it, but it can't handle other things like sending passive-aggressive emails, attending meetings and fixing the printer."

• I asked ChatGPT to do my job. It created a poem on synergy and asked for a promotion.

• A colleague stated that artificial intelligence will render everyone jobless. I said, "Relax—AI still can't explain the company expense policy."

• I asked an AI to write my performance review.

It said: "Inconsistent input, high-stress load, but still functioning—recommend system upgrade (vacation)."

• What is the difference between AI and your boss?

However, you can train the AI. If you find these funny lines corny, do not blame me because they are AI-generated.

Now, let's shift gears for a moment and deal with the serious side of this AI business.

Have you ever felt overwhelmed by the constant buzz around AI?

You're not alone.

As artificial intelligence becomes more embedded in the future of work, it's natural for many professionals, especially those in mid-career, to wonder: Am I being left behind?

The fear of being phased out for being "AI-illiterate" is real.

But before jumping to conclusions, take a breath. Step back. And give yourself a moment to reflect, because your situation might not be as dire as it seems.

You may be more AI-ready than you think.

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