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Solving the Sunday morning cryptic crossword getting a little too easy for you? Of course it is.

- Anusha Ganapathi

That's a puzzle for newbs. You are more intense than that. You crave something with a little more complexity, don't you? You want the kind of puzzle that changes its rules every day. And maybe they don't even tell you that they've changed up the rules. You want to wake up every morning to pin up the answers on a giant conspiracy board trying to make sense of it all. You can't prove anything just yet, but you know that there's a pattern hidden here somewhere. Does this sound insane to you? If yes, then look away. This isn't for you. Are you still here? Good. Let me tell you about Lorelei and the Laser Eyes.