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Fear not the Marxists, but the Afrikaners
The Mercury
|November 20, 2025
DEAR Mr Trump, this is a friendly, yet tongue-in-cheek warning.
Fear not the Mamdani Marxists in your country, but be very careful with the Afrikaners you are importing into your country. They are a radical revolutionary bunch. Ask the Brits what they taught them about trench warfare. About guerrilla warfare.
Of late they have discovered, not the groen, this they discovered when they trekked over the Drakensberg. Yes, they have discovered the fôkness. And now everything is F ... , F ...!
This may come to disrupt your nonstandard English. They insist on calling the burn-offering of meat a Braai while you try and get them to speak English nicely and call it a barbecue. They may just run back to where they come from.
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