The bromance survives but Emmanuel can't resist a parting shot before he heads home

Nigel Farage couldn't believe his luck. Another cloudless sunny day. The mill pond flat. What better way to pass the time than to take to sea and film yourself for X?

- John Crace

This was the world shaped in his own image. A small rubber boat, rammed with irregular migrants being escorted across the Channel. First by the French navy, then by the UK Border Force.

And Nige wouldn't have wanted it any other way. Every migrant who reaches the UK fuels his grievance and adds to his popularity. He'd be gutted if the French made more efforts to stop the flow of migrants. But for Keir Starmer, who was in the middle of trying to negotiate a migrant deal with Emmanuel Macron, the image of another small boat arrival was suboptimal.