The goat, gospel and good old kasi gossip

Hayi suka! Eish, Sundays in Khezetheni are now a battleground not between the taxi gangs, but between Mama's rosary and Gogo's goat!

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Just when you thought the only thing stricter than the priest was your mother's stare when you missed mass, in comes the Catholic bishops with a letter fatter than a funeral envelope. Our holy shepherds have declared war on bafethu, ubungoma, goats, and those colourful candles that light up our ancestors