Pick of the day

BATCH FROM SCRATCH CHRISTMAS, C4, 8PM

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NOT for the first time, I have a great idea for a TV show.

It would be a lifestyle thing, where normal members of the public - i.e. people who hold down jobs, raise families, cook meals, juggle bills etc, and don’t make some huge song and dance about it - would ride to the rescue of the famous but infuriatingly inept.

Celebrity types, that is, who can’t change a plug, boil an egg, make a bed, tie their own laces (which I suspect is a high proportion of them, given they're so busy being fabulous).

I'd call it Maybe You're The Ones Who Need Help.

Either that or You're A Celebrity, Get Your Finger Out.