Officer sacked over 'Game of Thrones' style police report

HE REFERRED TO HIMSELF AS A 'WOMAN SLAYER' IN WRITE-UP

- By JOSHUA HARTLEY

A NOTTINGHAMSHIRE Police officer who was asked to write a simple report instead penned a Game of Thrones-style story in which he referred to himself as a “woman slayer” and female colleagues as a “wench” and “deadly vixen”.

PC Kamran Aziz was asked by a supervisor to write a report on a drugs warrant that was carried out on a property in November 2022, but chose to give it an absurd and offensive style when writing up what happened in late 2024.

PC Aziz, who had been employed by the force since 2019, was given hours to write up what had occurred but came back with something later described as “inappropriate in its entirety”.

The investigation summary, which was supposed to help the Crown Prosecution Service decide on whether to charge a suspect over alleged drug offences, described female officers as the “local wench”, a “deadly vixen with a*** for days”, and a “blonde bombshell”.

The disgraced officer, who had arrested a man at the warrant back in 2022, also referred to members of the public as “wet wipe”, “total wasteman” and even more confusingly “Genghis Khan”.

PC Aziz also described himself as a “woman slayer” with a body count in the high hundreds in the word document.