Wrap music reminds me that my taste veers towards the ancient

For someone who is little more than a year off the big five-o, I have long considered myself as having a relatively youthful outlook on life.

- Blaise Tapp's view on life in the UK today

A natural born showoff, my tendency to be the first on and the last off a dancefloor has ensured that I'm often invited to join work nights out with colleagues who have never had to use a phone box.

As a father to a teenager and a 10-year-old. I also see it as my job to have an understanding of the things they are into, meaning I'm reasonably well-versed in the world of YouTubers and those irritating influencers who speak to a generation.