Coming soon to a roundabout near you... a new UK flag

Is it time the nation had a new flag? Given the events of the last few weeks, I reckon the majority of the country is pig sick of the current one... everyone bar the makers of red paint, that is.

- with Richard Ord

Farrow and Ball must have loved that. You can just see the panic at the paintmaker’s HQ. ‘Crikey, we’ve got a spike in Rectory Red in the Midlands. Jason, cancel all leave for the pigment mix squad, we’ve got a run on Charlotte's Locks in Bedfordshire that we'll struggle to meet. Just gotta hope the Incarnadine crimson holds up in Burnley!’