Hosing crisis is last thing country needs

Sprinkle like there's no tomorrow

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JOANNA Donnelly may have left RTE, but the weather has been dutifully carrying on regardless.

And I'm not Joanna Donnelly, obviously, but I know that rain happens when water droplets become too heavy to stay suspended and fall to the ground with gravity...

And because of hosepipe bans. In these worrying times for polar bears standing on ice cubes, we need to take responsibility for our hosepipes.

We have a collective responsibility to that polar bear and each other to tackle climate change - the effects of which we see every day when being told repeatedly about it.

NOVELTY