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HELLO my good football people! Hope you're doing well.

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Hold on, I should be saying commiserations to half of Cape Town after that, what do we call it? Damning defeat by the worst Manchester United team in history.

I mean things really ain’t good when you lose at home to that lot. I watched Virgil van Dijk’s post-match interview and it wasn’t funny. He looked about 168cm and 70kgs.

I've honestly never seen him so gutted following a defeat. Perhaps it was because his personal performance was so weak...

The Liverpool general, looked little more than a Sunday league player over 40 after a night out. He was awful. In an awful game (that was great to watch for the neutral).

I really enjoyed it. A good part of it was end-to-end, there was plenty of shots and lots of drama! However it was scrappy, a long way off the fast moving, slick Liverpool of recent seasons.

Star players are simply not performing and the worry of three defeats on the trot, has (and I know it is early in the season) now turned into a four-loss mini-crisis.

Unprecedented