Witty royal one-liner is crowned best
Daily Star
|December 15, 2025
A JOKE about Ordinary Andy Windsor has been crowned the best Christmas cracker gag.
"Why is Prince Andrew not writing any Christmas books? He hasn't got any titles" came out on top in the yearly competition.
An Oasis quip - "Why don’t Noel and Liam want to open their presents early on Christmas morning? They need a little time to wake up" - was on the list as well.
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