Vlad targets vain Trump

CLUELESS Steve Witkoff isn’t brokering peace in Ukraine, he’s basically running a “How to Handle Donald Trump” seminar for the Kremlin.

- CHRISTOPHER BUCKTIN

In a five-minute call, Trump's wildly unqualified “peace envoy” told Putin’s top aide to ring the US leader, shower him with compliments, call him a “man of peace,’ and only then slip in Russia’s wishlist for Ukraine.

Witkoff even scripted it.

And the Russian official was happily nodding along with it all as if he'd just discovered the cheat codes to Trump.

So, yes, US foreign policy is now being shaped by a property developer offering self-esteem tips to Moscow.

Forget diplomacy.

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