Sex pest stalker has saucy snaps

I CAN'T GET RID OF HER

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MY ex-girlfriend thinks I owe her.

I owe her marriage, children and a happy future - and nothing short of that will do.

She and I broke up (very acrimoniously) in February and I still can’t get rid of her.

My mates called her the Bunny Boiler and they're not far wrong.

She's become a sex pest. She constantly stalks, phones and ambushes me. I come out of my favourite bar at 2am after a night with my pals and she’s standing in the street. She offers me a lift home and, before I know it we're shagging on the back seat.

Horny

I go to a party and there she is again, offering me free booze and sex on a plate. She knows all the buttons to press. She knows that I'm always extremely horny after a skinful.