Reeves must find batteries for her abacus

The economy is going to be O.K

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now as Rachel Reeves has put new batteries in her abacus. The Wasp

Rachel Reeves bought a hall runner that was 10 foot long not happy with this she cut 2 feet from one end and stitched it to the other end, now she is very happy as she thinks it is now 12 feet long. Vanman

Justice minister DAVID LAMMY has a 78000 backlog of cases awaiting a jury trial including those held on remand a record high in 2024 a big contributor to prison overcrowding. The backlog means cases won't be heard til 2029. His solution is to allow jury trials for murder rape and man slaughter only. A staple of a renowned justice system seems denied now by David Lammy's change of heart AS NEEDS MUST.Brian Linford Pontefract

I just heard our totally ineffective Assistant Sub Post Office Manager Starmer saying he's just returned from South Africa (his 44th such overseas jolly) where he had positive talks/meetings about the war in Sudan.