Planning an orgy after guy left me

FELLA IS WITH MY COUSIN

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I’M tempted to organise an orgy and invite every single guy I know.

Why shouldn’t I have fun when I've been so cruelly let down by my ex?

Hear me out... I’m a hot catch. I have a great body and personality. So, I’m struggling to understand why my bloke has traded me in for my cousin who has the personality of a slug.

This “Plain Jane” recently joined 30 of us at my uncle’s beach wedding in Crete. It was a perfect setting right on the sea.

But, minutes into the reception, my great aunt collapsed in the heat. My bloke is a paramedic and rushed to help. My plain cousin has some first aid training, so she waded in too.