Pick your own veg!

HERE'S THE STAR'S TOP OF THE CROPS

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CHEW are ya? Yesterday we revealed that Labour big cheese Wes Streeting would rather be described as an onion than a lettuce, like fast-wilting PM Liz Truss.

The Health Secretary likened himself to the vegetable in an exclusive chat with the Daily Star, saying that he had "many layers".

Meanwhile, we reckon Keir Starmer is rhubarb, for all that boring yapping. But which vegetable would you be? Here JAMES MOORE reveals some crunch characteristics...

Turnip: A traditionalist, possibly a bit of a relic. Once popular, you often "turnip" when you're not wanted these days. No-one really knows what to do with you. Star pick: Rooty old Etonian PM Boris Johnson.

Potato: Always a-peeling, you're a real chip off the old block. You can turn your hand to anything, but you often feel like you're being kept in the dark. Star pick: TV's Del Boy.