Marrying him for money.. not love

HE'S SO BORING IN BED

- JANE O'GORMAN

I LIE to my guy every day. I tell him that I love him, but I hate his guts.

I'm very good at masking my feelings. I tell him that he's handsome, clever and decent but the only thing I love is his money.

I don't deny that he's good at his job. He makes a lot of cash and has rich friends. I enjoy mixing with them on good holidays and in fancy nightclubs but spending time alone with just him is Dullsville, Arizona.

He's boring, self-obsessed and thinks he's a stud but he's as good in bed as a plank of wood.

He's got no moves, no passion, and no idea. My smiles are fake and so are my orgasms.

In truth, I don't think I've ever orgasmed in his bed since getting with him in 2019.

Don't get me wrong, I orgasm on my own, with my trusty sex toys. And when I have sneaky flings when he's out of town.