Is that a trigger I see before me?

GIVE YER HEAD A WOBBLE WITH MAD ALERTS

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What's up doc? Viewers of ITV show Doc Martin, which charts the life of a GP played by Martin Clunes, above, have been warned that the programme contains “medical procedures”.

An alert on one episode of the series, streaming on ITVX warns of a “bloody injury scene” which may be “disturbing”.

Minder how you go: Episodes of ITV's 1980s comedy Minder, featuring wheeler-dealer Arthur Daley and bodyguard Terry McCann, now come with a warning that it contains “outmoded and offensive” language.

Out on a limb: Last year it emerged that chiefs at the University of Reading had issued a booklet which warned biology students there that they may see graphic images of human anatomy in the course of their studies.

Shakey down: The University of the West of England in Bristol has slapped warnings on multiple William Shakespeare works for nervous Gen Z drama students. One