Help water firms & poo in a bucket

To help ease the workload of my local rip off company, (Thames Water), I am now doing my morning ablutions into a large bucket in my garage, then, once a week I take the full bucket a few miles away and empty it directly into the River Thames to save them the bother. The Wasp, Didcot

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I assume that in Surrey the police have rounded up all the burglars, muggers, rapists, drug dealers and murderers. Why? Because they're sending out undercover female officers jogging, hoping that someone will whistle, honk their horn or wave at them, then promptly nick them for it. Entrapment it’s called. What a sad lot Surrey police are going after soft targets like that.

Of all the major crime “stings” they could carry out, they lower themselves to this. Is this what tax payers want? Bedford Boy