Elon going out of style

THE world's richest man is scratching his head, wondering why people are no longer flocking to buy his products.

- CHRISTOPHER BUCKTIN

Could it be because of Elon Musk's far-right views and his passionate war against the "woke mind parasites"? Hmm, tough one.

On his own social media platform (because, of course, he has one), Musk shared his frustration: "My companies make great products that people love, and I've never physically hurt anyone. So why the hate and violence against me?"

And then, in true fashion, he answered his own question: "Because I am a deadly threat to the woke mind parasite and the humans it controls."

Classic Elon, always the hero in his own sci-fi movie.