Don baffled by magnets

DOZY Donald Trump has once again proven he’s baffled by anything that sticks to a fridge.

- CHRISTOPHER BUCKTIN

In a Fox News interview he bizarrely claimed “nobody knows what a magnet is” - overlooking every child with a science kit.

He even insisted tariffs will magically deliver “all the magnets we want,” as if he’s negotiating with the North Pole.

It's not his first meltdown either. On a past Asia tour, he warned US Navy staff about spilling water on magnets, sounding convinced they're some kind of sorcery.

At 79, Trump still explains science like a man proudly discovering his first paperclip.

CHAOS erupted in Mississippi after a truckload of research monkeys escaped and deputies were mistakenly told they were rampaging, disease-ridden super-primates.